The boys are getting out of the bathtub.
Mom — B, Hold on to that handle when you step out! If you fell, you would really hurt your crotch.
B — What’s my “crouch”?
Mom – Your crotch. The part of your body between your legs.
B — Why didn’t you just say my testicles?
R — Mom, does everybody have to have a job?
Mom — Most everyone. Most people need to work so they can have money to buy food and gas and stuff.
R — Does anyone live normally?
Mom — What do you mean?
R — Well, do any people live at home normally and not have jobs?
Mom — Some people.
R — I think when I grow up I just want to live normally. I’ll live with you and we can share your money.
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