The boys are getting out of the bathtub.
Mom — B, Hold on to that handle when you step out! If you fell, you would really hurt your crotch.
B — What’s my “crouch”?
Mom – Your crotch. The part of your body between your legs.
B — Why didn’t you just say my testicles?
The boys are taking a bath.
R — B, wait, I’m going to fart. Here come the bubbles! Ready?
The boys are taking a bath while the cookies they have helped me make are baking.
R, getting out of the tub — Mmmm! It smells like pancakes out here!
B — Ooh, you’re right! It must be us, ’cause we’re so clean! Yummy!