After a particularly messy poop, R requires some wiping assistance. When I am finished, he announces: “You are a master of bottom cleaning!”
Category Archives: potty talk
B — Mom, I think I swallowed a tonsil stone.
Mom — Eew! Gross!
B — I know! It felt funny. I was trying to cough it up but I couldn’t.
Mom — Yuck.
B — Will it come out when I poop?
I am in the boys’ bathroom, helping B with something in the tub, while R is on the potty. I am bending over the tub. I am in my underwear.
R — Mom, why does your underwear go in your bottom?
Mom — That’s just how the underwear is made.
R — It doesn’t go in too far, does it? That would make it stinky.
The boys are getting ready to take a shower when R decides he needs to poop. B gets in the shower.
B — Eew! I can smell your poop! It stinks! Your poop must be really grimy…
B is brushing his teeth in the boys’ bathroom when Mom walks in.
Mom — It’s stinky in here! Did you go poop?
B — No. I went poop yesterday. It was a big one! It means I got rid of a lot of my waste.
In the bathroom.
B — Did you see my poop, Mom?! It was huge! (Then, proudly) That was a man poop!