Category Archives: church

Getting to know you

R’s tribute to Dad (a fill-in-the-blank sheet he was given at church):

Not at church!

(This one requires that you read B’s part of the dialogue out loud.  You’ll see why at the end.)

Walking out of church with B.

He points out a flower.

Mom — Do you know who made the flowers, B?

B — Jesus.

Mom — And who made the birds?

B — Jesus.

Mom — And who made you?

B trips, and I squeeze his hand and pull his arm in an effort to steady him.

B — Ow!  JESUS!!

(Told you so!)