Ask Jeeves

At dinner:

B – I don’t want to get married.

R – I think I’d like to get married.

B – If you get married, R, we can still live together.  You and me and your wife.

R – Okay, but she would be just my wife, right?

Mom – How do you know R’s wife wouldn’t mind living with you, B?

B – I can live with R and help him around the house.  I can be your butler, R!

 

 

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