This little piggy

At the grocery store, we see a whole pig, ready for roasting, displayed on a bed of ice.

Mom — B, look at that pig!

B — There’s a pig in here?!

Mom — The one on the ice, there.

B — Ohhhh… (Pause)  Why is there a pig at the store?

Mom — People cook them to eat.

B, after a long pause, sounding worriedI’ve never “aten” a pig, have I?

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: