R has peed in his bed. I have cleaned the mattress and instructed the boys to stay off the bed while it dries. An hour or two later, I hear the boys jumping on the bed.
Mom — You know you’re not supposed to jump on the bed! And I told you to stay off that mattress!
R — It’s okay. We turned it over.
Mom — What do you mean? Who turned it over?
R — We did.
Mom, in disbelief — Who is we?!
R — R and B!
Mom — What?! That’s a heavy mattress. How did you do that?
R — We worked together as a team!