The inspector

It is 6:15 AM on a Saturday.  R is knocking on the door of Mom and Dad’s bedroom.

R — Mom!  Dad!  B is done pooping!

Mom, sleepy and annoyed — Well, tell him to wipe his bottom!

R — He did wipe his bottom!  You need to check it.  (Pause)  I think it looks okay…

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