Mom is making pizza crust in the bread maker. The recipe calls for beer. R walks into the kitchen and sees the beer bottles on the counter.
R — Mom, what is this?
Mom — Beer.
R, looking around— Dad?
Mom — Huh?
R — I think Dad’s calling you.
Mom — What? Dad’s at work. He left an hour ago.
R — Hmm… I heard him say, “Dear”.
Mom — That was me. I said, “beer”.
R — Oh. (Pause) You sounded like Dad.