The boys are going to their first swimming lesson. In the kitchen, I give them directions about what to do when they are finished with breakfast. I am emphasizing the fact that we need to leave the house no later than 9:15 AM, and that they need to move quickly and not waste time.
Mom — While you guys are finishing up here, I’ll go to the bathroom.
R — Are you going pee or poop?
Mom — Why does it matter?
R — I’m afraid if you go poop we won’t make it.