The Tooth Fairy needs a calling card

At bedtime, after B had lost a tooth.

Dad- Let’s see what the Tooth Fairy leaves you.

B — What is the Tooth Fairy?

R, now wiser after his own experience with the Tooth Fairy — She leaves you money.

B, worriedly — What?!

R — She takes your tooth and leaves you money instead.

B — Why does she take my tooth?!

R — So you can get money.

Mom — Don’t be scared, B.

R, who is obviously wise to the fact that “the Tooth Fairy” is really Dad — Yeah, don’t be scared, B.

Mom — Do you know who the Tooth Fairy is, B?

B, upset — No!  I’ve never met her!

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