“Blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed.”

At the dinner table.  Of course.

R- Everybody poops.

B-  Even animals.

Dad-  Anything that eats, poops.

R-  Cows?

Dad-   Yes.

B-   Elephants?

Dad-   Yes.

B-   The world?

Dad-   Well, no.  The world doesn’t eat, so it doesn’t poop.

B-   Worms?

Dad-   Yes.

As if on cue, R gets up from the table and announces, “I have to go poop.”

Dad, to B, who is still at the table-   There goes R, off to make a poop!  See?  Everybody poops.

B-   R poops.

Dad-   Yes.

B-   B poops.

Dad-   Yes.

B-  Daddy poops.

Dad- Yes.

B-    But not Mommy.

Dad-   Of course Mommy poops.

B-   No, she doesn’t!

Dad-   Mommy eats, so she poops.

B, somewhat irritated now-   No, she doesn’t!

Dad, getting irritated himself-   Yes, she does!

B, stubbornly-   Well, I’ve never seen her poop!

Dad, alarmed-  It doesn’t matter.  You don’t need to see her!

B, indignant-   I’M NOT GOING TO TOUCH IT!

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